My Blog

My blog makes no sense. It is useless and you should stop reading it. No? Ok, if you dare to waste your precious time then go on. Read, as if you are actually interested in my blog. No, seriously stop reading. Go outside or play some computer games but please do not waste your time reading this garbage. Come on. I am serious. Stop now. No? REALLY???. Ok if you wish so. Here is some bullshit: Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop Lollipop

SO. I am done with 150 words :D

Nonsense about useless blogs.

So am not very interested in Blogs but my English teacher said I have to write an entry here. He said that he doesn't care what I am writing in the blog but I don't think he would not care if I really write what I’m thinking about that blog. I think blogs you write in are completely useless next year we want to do a video blog!!!! That's a lot of uninteresting stuff and still only 70 words *OMG. Let's give him some more useless words. Words is very heavy word by the way. You can say it is "just" a word but that will never be right. Words are the most meaningful Thing in the modern society but they are just words if you write a useless blog, no one will ever read on the internet. Now I am suddenly in a kind of writing -flow, the writing starts to make fun. Am I ill I don't know but let's write a bunch of words more to the useless blog. Nobody has really invented the blog it just was born by the internet. Blogs are very useful in modern wars or in other conflict scenarios but blogs can also be a very nice thing. A father could write a blog about the life of his daughter by the way. Or like it's in the Google Stories TV Spot somebody could write about finding asteroids. But SERIOUSLY, WHO CARES?!?!? I am getting angry now because my writing-flow just stopped some.... over and out,-Plermpel

Why does lauras vagina smell like fish ?
I don't know it just does!

HÜ (Long Joke) ^^

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia
grandma a question if they aren’t
prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town
prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly
woman to the stand. He approached her
and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know
me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do
know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you
since you were a boy, and frankly,
you’ve been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you’re a
big shot when you haven’t the brains to
realize you’ll never amount to anything
more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I
know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing
what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you
know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve
known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he
has a drinking problem. He can’t build a
normal relationship with anyone, and
his law practice is one of the worst in
the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different
women. One of them was your wife.
Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench and, in a very quiet
voice, said,
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she
knows me, I’ll send you both to the
electric chair.

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you - you’ve broken your finger!"

• What did the hat rack say to the hat? You go on a head and I'll stand here.
• What do you do if your fish sounds bad? Tune a fish!
• Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak...
• How does bread greet each other? "Gluten tag!"
• Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
• What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi!
• Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, its too cheesy :D

                                                                                

Jokes

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims:

- Damn, some asshole has my pen!


The Final Exam

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the
UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new
students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two
hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very
strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in
exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the
professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor said, as
he handed the student a booklet. " Yes I will," replied the student. He
then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students
filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued
writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was
sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put
his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student
looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?" "No, as a matter
of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his
voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again. "No, and I don't care,"
replied the professor with an air of superiority. "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.

Politics - Football coach

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mamma

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

The husband returns home from the office. He kisses his wife, then spots the cat. Horrified he asks what happened to the cats fur?
His wife replied, "You told me to shave the pussy and there it is."

WTF!

haha ha ha

Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.

Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

joke

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.

Joke

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.

Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?

A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?

A: She comes out and says she did.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :') :') :') 
so funny ^^ 

Joke

Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item.

"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.

"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.

The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window."

Q: What comes after 69?

A: Mouthwash.

How can you tell there's a blind man in a nudist colony?

It isn't hard!